Wednesday, March 29, 2017

We're the Only Ones Talking Turkey Enough

Leaving the scene of the crash with the animal, but no permit, in tow would be considered an illegal taking, Bloom said, and that person could be subject to illegal possession of a wild animal. [More]
Which would authorize us to use an escalation of force up to and including lethal! And then make it home at the end of our shift just as the Mrs. is taking that delicious Butterball out of the oven...

[Via Mama Liberty]

2 comments:

MamaLiberty said...

That which is not mandatory, is prohibited...

I can think of a great many smaller birds over the years which attacked my car windshield... and I drove away from each of them without a thought. Oh the horror!

Ed said...

"Police do not expect fowl play in the death of a 30-pound turkey...".